Haley

Anonymous asked : Why are you fat?

super-weiss-64:

proletarianprincess:
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

(via only1600kids)

i scream you scream we all

earthdad:

repress memories of our childhood

(via humorstar)

thebootydiaries:

me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

alexander:

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

(via democraticsenator)

jkl-fff:

dragoncipher:
markv5:
Ученым удалось впервые получить фото кота Шредингера в момент перехода между квантовыми состояниями….
This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

(via teenscoolest)

chaotically-dan:

aura-lee:
picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”
Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

(via succeeding)

snakegay:

gayscreaming:
snakegay:
whys king kong………..so fucking large
the bigger you are the larger you are

(via animehillaryclinton)

lovelydeck:

greglestrade:
Interesting that I’m crying
Her shoe just right for her got dan feet

(via approach)